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Do you know how many casualties per year there are, due to people getting sucked into space-time warps and having no arms to defend themselves against the lizard-men of dimension X? Or dinosaurs? Do you?
Didn't think so. You'll thank me when all that stands between you and a pack of hungry 'raptors is your trusty lab-spear. Here is a close-up of the safety-sign I made - you are welcome to use it in your own lab. Just don't forget to replace the safety spear if one of your colleagues has been sucked into the warp.
I happen to know *precisely* how many "casualties per year there are, due to people getting sucked into space-time warps and having no arms to defend themselves against the lizard-men of dimension X" - though it should be noted that lizard men inhabit dimension Q. The ones in X are all amphibious - but it's such a cute notion I'll keep that handy statistic to myself.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the heads-up about the dimensions, wouldn't want to mix them up. I am pretty sure the confusion arose because, in German, it is pretty difficult to differentiate between a shouted X and Q, especially when shouted through a space-time warp while being strangled by the lizard-men of dimension Q.
ReplyDeleteAnd not everybody takes the trouble to differentiate between salamander people and lizard people.
ReplyDeleteI don't read your blog for a couple months, and then when I do, this is what I see. Tsk tsk! You seriously think a spear would be sufficient to ward off a ravenous pack of lizard men. You work in a plasma lab, correct? Wouldn't a Light Sabre or a ray gun have been more appropriate. You will be giving those poor time warped souls a false sense of security!
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