Sea

I really could go fer some sea an' sunshine right now. Jus' t' cure me curs'd cold, o' course. An' on accoun' o' 't being a shame t' sit in a landlocked country on "Talk like a pirate"-day! I be guessing goin' down t' Lac Leman might help, but th' godfersaken' lily-livered sweet-water scallywags down there be turning me beard gray wi' their incessant natterin'! Arr, 't jus' ain't th' same...