Sweet Hat

I've wanted to buy a fedora for the longest time, but given my horror of the despicable activity called shopping, I had to wait until the stars were right. Yesterday Pluto was finally in Virgo or something, so I ambled over to  Le Coup de Chapeau to acquire one.

After parting with far too much money for a piece of felt, I am now a proud owner of a midnight blue fedora:

Calm down ladies, there is enough for everyone.